The best bathroom experience…. Soft to the touch and does a great job of cleaning up!
Sophie C. Verified
Disability-owned, female-led, and Aussie-made toilet paper that builds power — not pity.
Plastic-free, rainforest-safe, low-waste toilet paper that’s tough on mess, not the planet.
Every roll funds emergency toilet paper and dignity for those doing it tough.
Everything you need to know about our premium toilet paper & tissues
You can manage or cancel your subscription anytime here:
Subscriptions Portal
Log in using the email you used to order, and we’ll send a quick code to your inbox to access your account. No password needed.
We don’t offer refunds or exchanges for change of mind. Orders can’t be changed once placed, so please double-check your details before confirming.
If your products arrive damaged, head to our support centre at support.shhithappens.com.au and we’ll sort it out.
Read our full policy here: Returns Policy
Our toilet paper is made from 100% recycled office paper and is free from nasty chemicals, making it both eco-friendly and incredibly soft.
Toilet paper is surprisingly complicated to transport. It’s heavy, bulky, and takes up a lot of space for its value, which makes couriers charge more and handle it differently to regular parcels.
Because of this, we sometimes use third-party logistics providers instead of Australia Post, depending on where you live. Most orders arrive within 2–8 business days, but regional and rural areas can take longer.
Check your tracking link first; if it hasn’t moved for a few days, you can make a ticket at support.shhithappens.com.au.
Shh!t Happens acknowledges the Traditional Owners of Country throughout Australia. We acknowledge that these lands were stolen and sovereignty was never ceded. We honour and pay our respects to Elders past, present and emerging as the custodians of the world’s oldest continuous living culture.
We are committed to fostering an inclusive and welcoming environment for people of all genders and sexual orientations. Allyship is an active, ongoing effort, and we remain dedicated to learning, growing, and adapting to ensure everyone feels supported and respected.